The name Bristol belongs to a judgy bratty girl who most likely talks crap about everyone around her and doesn’t realize they are doing the same they tend to be very spoiled and get mad if they don’t get what they want, they’re very annoying as well.
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Get the bristol mug.Bristol is a vary little person with a little temper, they usually tend to be vary annoying and a bit of a dick. They also love sucking tips
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Get the Bristol mug.Bristol Herschel Hawkstone was born in 1988 in Vancouver, WA to an Orthodox Jewish family. His father died in a car "accident" when he was 6 and he moved to Reno with his mother afterwards. He became a trapeze artist at age 16 and was married the same year. He fathered 5 children who were all mysteriously murdered. He served 6 months in supermax prison before escaping. The international civil defense agency recruited him after looking into his crime and proving his innocence.
He then became a spy for these United States, and completed every assignment as a "National man of mystery", former gigolo, and true American hero. Through the years he accrued a remarkable number of accomplishments, awards, achievements, and even jumped over a shark once.
In recent years, Bristol has become a timeless legend. A real down to earth, salt of the wound kind of patriot. All of his extracurriculars and his most recent adventure can be read about in his own book entitled; "not without my dr. Pepper." It can be purchased in digital form for $56.75 on Amazon probably.
He then became a spy for these United States, and completed every assignment as a "National man of mystery", former gigolo, and true American hero. Through the years he accrued a remarkable number of accomplishments, awards, achievements, and even jumped over a shark once.
In recent years, Bristol has become a timeless legend. A real down to earth, salt of the wound kind of patriot. All of his extracurriculars and his most recent adventure can be read about in his own book entitled; "not without my dr. Pepper." It can be purchased in digital form for $56.75 on Amazon probably.
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by BristolroversUTG April 27, 2024
Get the Bristol city fan mug.Bristol is very hot girl. She is very nice and very smart. She’s most likely very good at sports and very wifey material. Everyone loves her laugh and her smile and is a good person to be around.
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