by awesomesaucemanthateatsbutt October 12, 2025

Where you celebrate them just because
by anonymous October 26, 2020

April 12th is national ride your boyfriend day. This is the day where girls do all the work. Cowgirl type shit.
by Risawood April 11, 2023

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.
Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me
pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.
Person two: of course my beloved.
Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.
pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.
Person two: of course my beloved.
Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.
by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

by poopopppooo August 11, 2021

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
by Sir paska January 28, 2023

August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.
“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?
“Whatever the fuck he wanted”!
National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him
“Whatever the fuck he wanted”!
National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him
by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021
