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boomer

A boomer is when a guy has anal sex with a woman and cums in her ass. Then the guy lays down while the woman squats over him. She proceeds to rip a huge fart, spraying his own shit-incorporated cum all over his face.
I payed this whore $50 and she rocked a boomer in my face. -OR- I can't believe I actually got my wife to boomer in my mouth.
by bigjetsfan September 20, 2010
mugGet the boomermug.

boomer

a person who is in the ages of 55-70 who hates their wifes, thinks you can pause a online game, hates video games, loves memes about minions, and somebody who is just a old piece of shit
example #1:
grandpa: "pause your fortnite and come eat dinner."
kid: "ok boomer."

example #2:
grandpa:"Hey come look at this minion meme!" "Hahahahaha!"
kid: "ok boomer"
by looney_binz November 12, 2019
mugGet the boomermug.

boomer

a person who thinks gaming is evil
you fucking boomer
by deadratmon November 5, 2019
mugGet the boomermug.

boomer

1) Term used to describe the RPG Launcher in the xBox 360 game Gears of War. Also called Boom Shot. 2) Any Gears of War character who uses the Boom Shot (RPG Launcher)
1) Every time I blow their asses with the Boomer, they quit the XboX live multiplayer game.
2) Boomers ain't got nothing on me because I am too quick with the shotty.
by Jayson from Boston February 25, 2007
mugGet the boomermug.

boomer

Those who think they can drink a lot, end up drinking too much and puke their guts out resembling a boomer from the Left 4 Dead video games series where a boomer pukes on players.
Holy shit! I can't believe Brandon drank that much! He looked like a total boomer when he was puking his guts out!
by King Schrong November 22, 2011
mugGet the boomermug.

boomer

state of mind of a cocksucking tranny trash can dicked dipshit
brads a fucking boomer
by shitting on brad April 12, 2021
mugGet the boomermug.

Boomeritis

Boomeritis is an illness that forces the infected to talk like old British men from the 1800’s. It can be fatal in some situations, but the worst cases tend to only cause lasting damage to the brain and how it functions.
“Kiwi has developed a bad case of boomeritis, maybe she should get some rest.”
by BrooklynHalo_ March 29, 2020
mugGet the Boomeritismug.

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