volcano blaster

when a guy ejaculates after a long period of celebacy

Guy 1: "Hey I just jerked it for the first time in months."

Guy 2: "Eeeeww. dude dont tell me about your volcano blaster..."

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Tony: "Dude I Adam just volcano blasted all over Marian."

Connor: "Yeah, he's been in a dry spell for a while now. Hey wait, why do you know that?"

Tony: "I was watching..."

by tonold April 9, 2010

Pond blaster

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with the Pond blaster

Person 2: no! I don't know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection.

Person 2: I don't think thats what it means I think it's Cumming in the sink. I don't know bout you

by gamer yoda November 19, 2019

turd blaster

A person who spend a lot of time in the toilet at work

Person 1: "Hey where's the turd blaster again?"
Person 1: "He's turd blastin a shatapult"

by r3r3.omfg May 28, 2016

Ball Blaster

The sus one of the friend group

My friend Kyle is a ball blaster

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

anus blaster

When your farts are so violent they sound like an A-10 over your friends mic.

Aiden: He dude
Friend:Yeah?
Aiden:(farts so hard his ass hurts)
Friend:the fuck was that anus blaster

by GhostUser7534 June 22, 2019

fart blaster

A person who can fart very loudly sometimes multiple times in a row.

Harry really ripped off a few loud ones. He's a fart blaster!

by Mike Knight June 22, 2006

star blaster

Blowing into an asshole, and then having it fart back into you face.

I just gave her a star blaster, and I can still smell it.

by jayzee616 November 8, 2007