Landon Baldwin

It’s Landon Baldwin!

Person 1: I think Landon Baldwin nice at finding men.
Person 2: I think he is.

by Raddad217562 May 10, 2024

The Alec Baldwin

The act of when a girl asks if you want to use a condom and you tell her you're shooting blanks, when you are indeed fertile.

"Yeah, I told her I was shooting blanks!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"

by Cordad November 10, 2021

Dayton Baldwin

Hefty man, enjoys sports, will give you a good laugh, ladies man, but he does have his errors like being fat with a triple neck and let’s not forget Captain Hook

“Damn sometimes being Dayton Baldwin is horrible”

by mynamesGingerJon May 11, 2020

Dirty Baldwin

You grab your partner, most of the time a male and super glue their mouth to your right testicle and shove your dick in their left eye socket, and then initiate in a helicopter spin and inject semen into their eye making them eternally horny.

A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.

Damn, that nigga did a forbidden Dirty Baldwin?

by PalmerProphet913598q70946274-9 October 20, 2023

Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule

"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"

by Prisme November 5, 2021

baldwin

Pointing a weapon at someone believing it is not loaded.

Don't baldwin that gun at me, not even as a joke.

by wolfmanmos November 15, 2021

Take a Baldwin

In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.

Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.

by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015