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BMW

Do you see that cholo over there in those sweatpants he’s got that BMW
by datonebossbiatch March 8, 2020
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BMW

An acronym that stands for big mexican women.
Damn son that lady there is a BMW.
by Mycael May 18, 2018
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BMW

ohhhh your BMW is huge
by Bmw KING February 10, 2017
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BMW

“wow look at that bmw”
“i don’t see a car”

“no the big mexican woman
by notmrbeast January 4, 2021
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BMW

My bf is a bmw
by mrosome March 2, 2019
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BMW

Big Money Waster. BMWs are known for their unique way of breaking down every few days. Not hating just stating facts
Friend: “Hey man can you come and pick me up”.
Me: “Is it the BMW again”?
Him: “You already know”.
by S2K_Cheeze March 4, 2019
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BMW

Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
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