turd blaster

A person who spend a lot of time in the toilet at work

Person 1: "Hey where's the turd blaster again?"
Person 1: "He's turd blastin a shatapult"

by r3r3.omfg May 28, 2016

jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.

I'm a jizz blaster.

by de-pube June 11, 2023

Jail Blaster

After you humble a man (break his back and fuck him in the ass). You finish (reach orgasm) on his face. All while in prison.

The other day Tony was running his mouth. I had to hold him down and give him a jail blaster, so he knew was in charge

by Z.Arnold October 25, 2023

Ball Blaster

The sus one of the friend group

My friend Kyle is a ball blaster

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

Dookie Blaster

very, nice, large, voluptuous buttocks

Damn bro! Her dookie blaster is crazy.

by EtakeYOURchick March 29, 2022

fart blaster

A person who can fart very loudly sometimes multiple times in a row.

Harry really ripped off a few loud ones. He's a fart blaster!

by Mike Knight June 22, 2006

star blaster

Blowing into an asshole, and then having it fart back into you face.

I just gave her a star blaster, and I can still smell it.

by jayzee616 November 8, 2007