A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.
Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.
Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.
1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.
1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.
1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!
by Homerboy4 July 23, 2022

A lesser-known-but-equally-notable large city in Israel where you go to pose questions about the assorted religions and cultures of the area.
After you voice your religion/society-related questions at Ask Aviv, your queries are routed to the appropriate authorities in Tell Aviv for pondering and consultation. You are then given a specially-numbered card (this distinguishes your particular questions from everyone else's) and directed to travel to Tell Aviv, where you present your card to the local holy men and receive your answers from them.
by QuacksO August 7, 2018

A line that social rejects use when they get roasted or when they just want to screw with people
very annoying insult very unoriginal.
very annoying insult very unoriginal.
Yo I got a new PS5 today.
Who Asked?
I don't give a shit if you didn't ask this is why no one likes you you social reject.
Who Asked?
I don't give a shit if you didn't ask this is why no one likes you you social reject.
by Hanzo-Main August 24, 2022

1.
Slevboy: How do I calculate the mass of Vikasium dishivide?
Kiesanowski: Careful mate, thats a trap for young players! Why don't you Ask Ben?
Slevboy: I will do after I find some glue.
Kiesanowski: Sweet!
Slevboy: How do I calculate the mass of Vikasium dishivide?
Kiesanowski: Careful mate, thats a trap for young players! Why don't you Ask Ben?
Slevboy: I will do after I find some glue.
Kiesanowski: Sweet!
by Monsiuer Anonimue February 10, 2004

by DaJackAttax April 30, 2022

Person 1: Babe, you can’t deny it any longer. You cheated and I have proof.
Person 2: Nobody asked.
Person 1: Your comebacks only make me want to dump you more.
Person 2: Nobody asked.
Person 1: Your comebacks only make me want to dump you more.
by NotNotRyan June 3, 2022
