Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom

Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend

by Georgesbored July 28, 2025

second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon

An individual who buys the Marshal on second round versus a team where 4 of the members have light armor, but one does not. This individual consistently shoots the one enemy without armor once in the body for a kill.

Woohoojin was the only enemy to not buy light armor second round. He was then shot by a second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon.

by Poval May 26, 2024

plot armor

plot armor is when a scriptwriter/author/anyone composing a story is clearly keeping a certain character/idea alive despite many situations where said thing would've perished given normal circumstances and logic. Normally it's because it's a main character and/or important further in the story and/or if said character is the author's favorite.

Alternatively, the term is often used in real life to refer to a person/thing that miraculously survived a situation that would otherwise prove harmful/fatal

I was reading this book and the main character has got to have plot armor... He was in a fight against 6 guys each twice his size and he somehow won!

'Guys, I just fell down 3 flights of stairs and I'm completely fine!'
'how'd you manage that?!'
'I must have plot armor...'

by learned_how_2_crochet_recently November 30, 2023

Dame in Shining Armor

Female version of Knight in Shining Armor. A Dame is the female equivalent of a Knight in the order of knighthood.

A Dame in Shining Armor is a kind and brave woman who helps a man in trouble.

Where is my Dame in Shining Armor that will sweep me off my feet?

by Mister Arbiter May 29, 2024

Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor

To install a cable in a conduit.

There was lots of rotating machines along the pathway, so we had to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.

by HateStain May 7, 2025

internal body armor

Another name for breast implants. Especially applied to bolt-ons due to their kevlar-like hardness, as if the woman has a bulletproof vest permanently attached.

"Rob, look at this girl...are they natural?"

"Nahhh. She's got internal body armor, for sure."

by Onionhead01 May 19, 2024

Reputation Armor

Reputation Armor is an award in the game Last Chaos. Reputation armor may only be worn by characters who have participated in the Guardian system. After a character has earnedand boots for their class. After they have earned 100 Reputation Points they may purchase and wear the Guardian shirt, pants, and helm for their class. The reputation armor is about as strong as the level 20-22 armor set for your class.

If a player wants to show their reputation armor they can use 50 Reputation Points and sport a pair of the Guardian gloves

by ReputationArmor October 4, 2011