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academic chicken

A Reason for all poultry retails to increase prices.
They now claim to breed academic chickens, which taste much better than the previously non-academic smarter.
It is as thought you can taste the smartness in the meat.
Maple Leaf Meats has announced the increase of prices on poultry due to the use of academic chickens.
A company representative was quotes as saying " Smarter chickens, are tastier chickens ".
by TRR May 13, 2005
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academic weapon

Mason is an absolute academic weapon, man is goated.
by Coop1105 October 11, 2022
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academic birthday twin

Somebody who shares the same birthday and doctoral supervisor as you.
Cian and Hieu are academic birthday twins.
by Gaillimheach April 19, 2018
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academic warrior

A person who will always without a doubt make it to their lectures. Even if it’s a 9am after a night out or severely ill and on their death bed
by Huangy October 31, 2022
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Academic weapon

They get an a , they get a b , they’re DAISY

Ex: Wow Daisy Guillen got a hundred on her Avid final , what an academic weapon !

Alternate definition : Danielle Barber
Wow Daisy Guillen got an A in Pre-Calculus, and is a junior officer, what an academic weapon !
by johngthebadb May 24, 2023
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academic hustler

academic hustler: n.

a student who attempts to manipulate, cheat or guilt a professor (usually college) into assigning a higher grade then earned. academic hustlers usually will resort to flagrant lies, half-truths, phantom illnesses, or--if all fails--provocative flirting and bribery. the hustling is more prevalent, during the last 2 weeks of the semester, but can occur at anytime.

during their college years, most have been reprimanded by professors for cheating and plagiarism. in addition, many have used "test banks" or paid socially inept honor students to do their work, in exchange for superficial friendship.

most academic hustlers (if they are graduated) will end up chronically unemployed due to incompetence, because they lack basic skills that they failed to learn while hustling professors.

at its core, academic hustlers are blinded by a misguided sense of entitlement, chronic laziness and total disrespect for higher education.
last semester in my class, he asked me not to fail him for never showing up to class, because he NEEDS at least a B to get into grad school; and he's willing to do anything to pass. what an academic hustler!
by prof_teach December 25, 2010
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academic chicken

Man that is one academic chicken!!
by Robert Lewis March 15, 2005
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