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Almond Sauce

God damn, was Jerry so stoned that he had to make almond sauce?
by TheRealSpenceMan January 7, 2019
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Floor almonds

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!
by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018
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Sneaky almond joy

Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.
by Felix_liter June 27, 2018
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Almond joy

Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.
Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.
by Breezy triple stack September 9, 2018
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Almond Milk

sent in separate letters but said out loud normally , this is a code word for someone who blabs to get what they want and is sneakier than a sea snake. They lie and spread shit about people to make them seem better than anyone else.
For example H, you’re such an almond milk compared to all the Ninjas out there. (Ninjas are what Anne-Marie calls her fans)
by SnakeyNinjas666 May 17, 2018
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milk my almonds

common euphemism for fuck used by those in the vegan and dairy free community
I forget my homework aw MILK MY ALMONDS
by annntttt July 27, 2019
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red almond

When you vice grip your testicles and pinch off a ball until its beat red
Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though
by Kennif September 16, 2017
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