Academic weapon

They get an a , they get a b , they’re DAISY

Ex: Wow Daisy Guillen got a hundred on her Avid final , what an academic weapon !

Alternate definition : Danielle Barber
Wow Daisy Guillen got an A in Pre-Calculus, and is a junior officer, what an academic weapon !
by johngthebadb May 24, 2023
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academic warrior

A person who will always without a doubt make it to their lectures. Even if it’s a 9am after a night out or severely ill and on their death bed
Jack is an absolute academic warrior
by Huangy November 01, 2022
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academic hustler

academic hustler: n.

a student who attempts to manipulate, cheat or guilt a professor (usually college) into assigning a higher grade then earned. academic hustlers usually will resort to flagrant lies, half-truths, phantom illnesses, or--if all fails--provocative flirting and bribery. the hustling is more prevalent, during the last 2 weeks of the semester, but can occur at anytime.

during their college years, most have been reprimanded by professors for cheating and plagiarism. in addition, many have used "test banks" or paid socially inept honor students to do their work, in exchange for superficial friendship.

most academic hustlers (if they are graduated) will end up chronically unemployed due to incompetence, because they lack basic skills that they failed to learn while hustling professors.

at its core, academic hustlers are blinded by a misguided sense of entitlement, chronic laziness and total disrespect for higher education.
last semester in my class, he asked me not to fail him for never showing up to class, because he NEEDS at least a B to get into grad school; and he's willing to do anything to pass. what an academic hustler!
by prof_teach December 25, 2010
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academic chicken

Man that is one academic chicken!!
by Robert Lewis March 15, 2005
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academic chicken

a big cock, wearing a cap and gown
that is one academic chicken
by johnny March 16, 2005
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Academic Circle Jerk

When a group’s discussion of concepts and ideas start to overwhelm the thought process that you ultimately end up just standing around stroking the other people's egos and accomplishing nothing.
We discussed rubrics, a list of criteria for grading student’s work, until we discussed ourselves into an academic circle jerk.
by 2bitHack78 November 18, 2010
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Young Academics On Ice

This is what "yaoi" stands for, parents! When your son/daughter mentions the word yaoi, this is what they mean.

YAOI is a nonprofit organization where underprivileged children with a high IQ learn to ice skate. A very beautiful organization, but mainly directed at teens and children.

If your son/daughter mentions YAOI and then begins to laugh, chances are they remembered a specific episode of YAOI which portrayed humor.

(For all non-parents here, you know what yaoi is. This is the definition you'll want to tell your parents - because it's right...)
Father: What are you reading?
Daughter: Uh, just some YAOI...
Father: What?
Daughter: Young Academics on Ice! It's, eh, a really funny screenplay!
by BeyondBarriers November 15, 2010
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