The lowest form of life available. It walks following the rails and walls, refers to itself in the third person, and occasioanly band together with other rats to riot na dburn things. Often results in police and workouts. Snowball wars are common amongst this species.
Rat, I hate you.
Push, Rat.
You dumb fucking rat, have you ever done anything right.
"This rat sucks at life, Sir!"
Push, Rat.
You dumb fucking rat, have you ever done anything right.
"This rat sucks at life, Sir!"
by This Rat December 5, 2003

by tblcatbxxsidewinder December 21, 2016

by sachermoo123 June 13, 2019

Rats are various medium-sized, long-tailed rodents with round shaped ears. Species of rats are found throughout the order Rodentia, but stereotypical rats are found in the genus Rattus. Other rat genera include Neotoma, Bandicota and Dipodomys. Rats are typically distinguished from mice by their size. Most rats can be seen by the color of grey, black, or brown, They are sometimes called an mouse.
Person 1: Did you see that rat just crawl through the cabinets?
Person 2: Yes, that little bastard keeps wandering around the house, trying to steal our food! How about we put some rat traps out later?
Person 1: Good idea.
Person 2: Yes, that little bastard keeps wandering around the house, trying to steal our food! How about we put some rat traps out later?
Person 1: Good idea.
by Yog125 November 12, 2019

Truest Rat
by Cliff hangover July 18, 2022
