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nit ducking

When you shove your dick in her a as forcefully when she doesn't want it but then she realizes after a few seconds she definetly wants it.
Nit ducking: Having a her tide up in bed and trying to get it in her ass as she try to say no through her ball gag but you put it in any way then after fighting for a few seconds she starts to really enjoy it, then the next day she's begging for more and she won't leave you alone until you give her more.
by You like? January 16, 2018
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Nit

''Zack is nit funny''
by NotVolk February 19, 2025
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nits

when someone wants to pay for their own birthday present
are you fucking nits??? you’re not paying for moes? it’s your birthday present why would you pay???
by bodlen maker May 20, 2019
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The nit cannon

The nit cannon is when someone has pubic lice and they crawl into your anus and eat the poop and when you have violent anal with someone they will get the nits in the tip of their penis and when they pee they will shoot the nits out
Guy 1: Hey do you want to do anal?
Girl 1: No sorry I have pubic lice
Guy 1: Its okay! We can do the nit cannon
by heixso July 23, 2025
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Smarmier Major Nits

A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.

All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,

I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011
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Nit

Short for nitty. Used to describe someone who consumes large amounts of drugs on a daily basis.
by Your mother is pregnant June 8, 2021
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NITS

I suffer with NITS. I just don't *want* ro sleep.
by Shapeless May 21, 2024
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