A type of monkey with a minigun which is literally the coolest and sexiest alive beeing to ever exist. He is lonely and doesn't trust anyone, but when its the right time, he becomes the polla and starts to fuck everything and everyone.
Bloons TD player: Yo chat this Mono Metrallético is fucking every balloon like if a nuclear bomb
Chat: OMG he is the polla
Chat: OMG he is the polla
by Mamellas November 27, 2024

by FrancoLand October 20, 2020

A Autistic Person Who Has Sex With Cars and trucks Tailpipes They mostly use them for butt plugs and they get car exhaust Up there ass (Carbon Monoxide)
WATCH OUT HE HAS MONO-ASS
by Wertwert3612 February 26, 2025

A term sometimes used to describe an individual infected with the mononucleosis virus. This term is most commonly used in rural North Dakota and Minnesota.
by Current Mono-funk October 29, 2009
