Jordan!

Interjection used whilst one is catching 'air' or shooting a basket ... As frequently uttered by Marv Albert during the 90s.

I yelled 'Jordan!' as I caught some wicked air on my snowboard.

'Jordan!' he yelled as he slashed toward the hoop with his tongue out.

by BobbyFoxglove July 23, 2007

Jordan

LAZIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.WHEN YOU TALK TO HIM HE GIVES NO RESPONSE.TALKING TO HIM IS LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL.

"JORDAN IS SO STUPID"

by SFJCEAVS CKYASKCEGWUJ December 9, 2018

Jordan

A fucking Alpha male! Do not fuck with this person! He is just a fucking tank! His cock is huge!

"Jordan is so fucking amazing holy shit "

by AgentOnion March 2, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a very HANDSOME, Conceited, Funny guy, He always makes everyone Laugh, when you hang out with a Jordan you will have a good time. Jordan is ressistance to pain. Jordans use memes as deffence if you call jordan something mean he will pull out a reverse card and yeet you than you will cease to exsist. Jordan is powerful and uses his skills of m a n i p u l a t i o n to make you dieded :)

Jordan: BOW DOWN MOTHER TRUCKERS

o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I

by Jordan Yeet April 9, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.

Jordan struggles to have sex.

by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022

Jordan

She's a bitch

She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.

by vjojr25 February 2, 2020

Jordan

An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.

Dude 1:

Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠

by Natalie20 March 7, 2019