Jordan!

Interjection used whilst one is catching 'air' or shooting a basket ... As frequently uttered by Marv Albert during the 90s.

I yelled 'Jordan!' as I caught some wicked air on my snowboard.

'Jordan!' he yelled as he slashed toward the hoop with his tongue out.

by BobbyFoxglove July 23, 2007

Jordan

Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.

Jordan struggles to have sex.

by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022

Jordan

An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.

Dude 1:

Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠

by Natalie20 March 7, 2019

Jordan

She's a bitch

She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.

by vjojr25 February 2, 2020

Jordan

Jordan could be ur hero, ur soulmate, ur best friend and always be there for u. He is the most reliable person in my life and maybe urs. He would do anything for me no matter what it is. Jordan is adventurous, cute, funny, breathtaking, loving and lovable, caring, kind, sweet, etc. One second he’s just and annoying boy but then u get to know him and he’s the love of ur life. He’ll treat u right and would never be mean on purpose. Jordan would give u his jacket, bracelets, whatever u wanted just because u wanted it. If Jordan is ur bf don’t lose him because once he’s gone u’ll feel like u have nothing to live for. He would make u feel like ur the only girl in the world, the only one that he’s ever loved, and make u feel like ur the best

Girl: hey

Jordan: hey how r u
Girl: I’m in the hospital😕
Jordan: OMG R U OK?!?!😨 IM COMING DOWN THERE RN
Girl: Calm down I just have the flu

Jordan: IDC IM COMING DOWN THERE TO SEE U AND IM NOT LEAVING UNTIL U R OK!

by Jordan’s gf September 2, 2018

Jordan

A fucking Alpha male! Do not fuck with this person! He is just a fucking tank! His cock is huge!

"Jordan is so fucking amazing holy shit "

by AgentOnion March 2, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is my bestfriend, and he honestly couldn't make me any happier. The one person that you always go to when your down, can be described as funny, caring, silly, and in my opinion very good looking. Someone who doesn't think they deserve anyone but really they deserve the world!? Being honest, Jordans usually have never had a girlfriend and my bestfriend Jordan hasn't. So it'd be hard for me to tell him that I have a crush on him!! Jordan your my bestfriend

Person#1 hey who's that he super funny

Person#2 that's Jordan, just look at the smile

by Madison134 April 17, 2018