two-twat tessa

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina

That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}

by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016

Tessa

Tessa is very stinky she does not smell very nice and does not have many friends other than furries. I can smell Tessa from here and she is bothering me.

Ew she sinks, must be a Tessa!

by Hahaha you’re mad July 13, 2020

Tessa

A Tessa is smart and works hard but and is *always* an overachiever. She tries very hard with sports and schoolwork. She strives to be a doctor and to finish med school. She puts a lot of pressure on herself and you can always find her up at 2 AM during exam season. She likes to get recognized and complemented for her **HARD** work in everything.

Oh wow, she tries so hard, she must be a Tessa.

by lizzy.frizzy.yah! May 14, 2019

Tessa g

Tessa g is typically a really lazy bitch who binge watches shows in under a day for example, sex and the city, gossip girl, friends and cheers.

Oh look at that “tessa g” I don’t want you to be lazy like that missy.

by George John Washington October 6, 2020

Tessa Kowski

Ugly Hoe Whos obsessed with Hippos

Omg did you hear abt that new girl?

Yeah shes such a Tessa kowski

by Lababa. July 1, 2022

Tessa

The sexiest of all beings

"Woah.. look at her, she must be a tessa" "approved dude, what a tessaticle."

by tessalover101 June 7, 2022

Tessa Tickle

A really bad name if you ask me. Who even has tickle as a last name? Even worse then Testi Ticulla

'Tessa Tickle!' Called the teacher.

by abc chicken August 10, 2025