Small man very weak usually a furry does not respect women gets beaten up by year 7s cry’s a lot and has temper tantrums.
Ewan won’t stop crying.
by Etoppp December 14, 2022
Get the Ewanmug. A Ewan Arkley tends to be a ginger hard lad who has an unusual attraction to girls called Daniella.
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk
Person 1: Daniella is so fiery, I think it’s cause she’s ginger
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway
by MyDaddyLeftMe November 2, 2018
Get the Ewan Arkleymug. 
The hottest guy ever. I luv him os much if anyone every hurts an Ewan i will kill you in a second. ewan has a bbc and is precious dont touch ewan UWU!
by iamagirl69696969 April 26, 2020
Get the Ewanmug. 
This word is used to describe people who smell of 5p colognes and margarita paninis. You will often find these creatures in primary schools looking for a place to whip there arse out.
Electromagnetic-ewan is a fat bastard
by Ph1ll1p0s March 24, 2025
Get the Electromagnetic-Ewanmug.