the ugliest boy you will ever meet. He is that one annoying kid in class that's only popular for doing something weird like fucking a vaccum.
by brycehaill May 8, 2021
Get the Callummug. by Your local trash October 13, 2019
Get the Callummug. Callum callum callum
by I am a flea of god April 8, 2019
Get the Callummug. AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Get the Callum Machanmug. British nonce Hunter
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head
by Little-willyy August 14, 2018
Get the Callum’s cornermug. 
A cheater, a user, don’t trust him, he may seem like the sweetest, kindest and funniest person you’ll ever meet but be careful, you’ll fall in love with him, and he’ll break you :,(
by heartbreak :,( fml November 16, 2019
Get the Callummug.