‘Yay. We are having Poo for dinner’.
by The Allknowing Idiot February 20, 2021

by Dickweeb February 8, 2017

Really nice smelling hand cream produced from a factory called: The Digestive System . You produce it once every two days too.
by wagonkoh July 22, 2017

The brown gooey mixture, that comes out of your bum it contains your left over food, that doesn't need to be in your guts.💩💩💩
by Livanntia October 18, 2019

Basically:
- If you're under 9 years old you say poo.
- If you're under 13 and over 9 OR over 70, you say crap
- If you're under 18 and over 14, you say shite
- If you're under 70 and over 18, you say shit
- If you're under 9 years old you say poo.
- If you're under 13 and over 9 OR over 70, you say crap
- If you're under 18 and over 14, you say shite
- If you're under 70 and over 18, you say shit
Son: Mum I just did a poo!
later
Son: Mum there's a crap in the loo
later
Son: Mum watch there's a massive shite in the toilet
later
Son: MUM! Why the hell did you do a giant fucking shit in my toilet? You've clogged the thing!
later
Son: Mum there's a crap in the loo
later
Son: Mum watch there's a massive shite in the toilet
later
Son: MUM! Why the hell did you do a giant fucking shit in my toilet? You've clogged the thing!
by Uncle Pohler April 6, 2017
