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Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.
a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.
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Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker

A Bad Ass who paints and fucks mothers.
Jeff Vogelsong is a Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker!
by Jeff Vogelsong October 6, 2016
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Simya Fat Head Ass

a stupid ass bitch who got duck legs and built like a brick , fucks everybody in her path and skips on to the next nigga.
you know where simya fat head ass is ?

no , i heard she was giving rey some head.
by brazylayloo June 9, 2019
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National Slap Ass Day

national slap ass day: n. the day in which you can smack someone’s ass for no reason. “Watch out because tomorrow is slap ass day!”
by hehefam September 8, 2019
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Bad-gay-pan-ass

The word was originally bad-ass but to celebrate pride mouth, this is a combo of being bad-ass, gay and pansexual.
I'm going to be a bad-gay-pan-ass and steal your donut

She is such a bad-gay-pan-ass and I love her so much
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freeze your ass off

When a question so incredibly stupid is asked, and avoidance is the best way forward.
"What game mode shall we play?"
"Freeze your ass off"
by NorthKoreanPornstar June 15, 2016
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got your ass handed to you

Used in the popular TV show "The Big Bang Theory" when Penny and Amy beat Sheldon and Leonard in Pictionary. 'Got Your Ass Handed To You' is a phrase to mean something along the lines of 'You Just Got Thrashed!"
Penny: I wonder where the phrase Got Your Ass Handed To You originated. Maybe it's from ancient Rome where they'd actually chop off someones ass and be like HERE! You know to appease the god Loseronius.. The god of LOSERS
Sheldon: ._.
by Thatawesomegirlwithsass July 9, 2014
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