Check your puss

British saying, mainly Scotish.

Puss: face.

Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"

Ned walks in totally caked in make up. Person walks up to her, points and says, "Check your puss!"

by Yer a pure babe! March 2, 2008

You bring your broom and dustpan?

Along the lines of having to clean up a huge mess after your wedding in Bordeaux.

A: yo
M: everything good? I’m back!!
A: You bring YOUR BROOM AND DUSTPAN?
M: what you mean?
A: clean up on isle everything, get to work…

by Grtbrs June 2, 2023

Take your head for a shit

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude

Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit

by Just me, not him July 21, 2023

Knock your break shoes loose

Rough sex, hitting it hard from the back, going ham on the vagina, standing up in it

I'll knock your break shoes loose

by Foulnigga_styles October 24, 2018

Your son is dead

Northern british slang for a male child being asleep

"Your son is dead again?"
"Yeah, he has been dead for the past 5 hours"

by MadelineiBv July 5, 2018

In your Cups

When Scottish people realise they are Scottish and suddenly feel depressed.

Oh Will, is it true? Am I really Scottish? Thats really put me in your cups.

by Dan13Solo June 12, 2022

Make-out with your partner day

National Make-out with your partner day(s) are both August 17th and September 22nd!

“Dude- go find your girl and make out with her”
“Why?”
“Its National Make-out with your partner day”

by DefiningWordsPeople May 9, 2022