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Flip you

Teacher: i shouldn't never opened up to you guys
High school student: your right
Teacher: flip you
High school student: i'm telling my mom you said thet
Teacher: yeah, well *farts*
High school students: hahahahahah rofl rofl rofl lol.
by Fichtl's brother October 7, 2019
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Maid You Look!

This is a joke on the singer Meghan Trainor's "Made You Look" song. I will tell more about this, in my example.
What Meghan Trainor, a female singer, decides with her fellow band members, to dress up as maids, and make a "Maid You Look!" maid service? Then they sneak into people's residences, and play music for them! Although they don't clean places, the customers pay them anyways, since they love the songs and music! A joke!
by I'mcrazy April 4, 2023
mugGet the Maid You Look!mug.

you turned into sausage

When you get so much fcking crazy that you can tuktuk every female in the world.
Random guy : Wow ! Look at this beautiful lady. I want to marry her much…
Random zazo : Nyarg ! I will tuktuk her when she will sleep ! Ounga.
Random guy : You turned into sausage bro..
by Swordexo November 23, 2021
mugGet the you turned into sausagemug.

if I ever find you

If ever I should find you:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.

*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If I ever find you…

Life changes. I will never lose hope.

These, my promises.
by Aurelius Vicque August 28, 2023
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powder that makes you say yes

A powder that indeed does make you say yes. It derives from a recent meme.
"Have you seen the movie Yes Man? It's about a man who challenges himself to eat powder that makes you say yes"
by skunklovers December 8, 2018
mugGet the powder that makes you say yesmug.

Fuck you ninjago

He was a fake nigga who should kill himself
That nigga ninjago is hella gay. he a fake nigga. fuck you ninjago fuck you.
by anonymous June 21, 2023
mugGet the Fuck you ninjagomug.

you loose

meaning you turnt or feeling relaxed
*dior starts twerking*

her friend: OOOH GIRL YOU BEEN TOO LOOSE OOOH YOU LOOSE OH OH OH YOU LOOSE

or

dior: *starts a live video* y’all i am too looseeeeee right now i’m finna fall asleep real bad.
by michaeldfhoe September 27, 2021
mugGet the you loosemug.

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