by Notyourmotherschocolatemilky October 18, 2023
Get the lean cuisine ass bitchmug. Mom: "Tyler stop being a gayass bitch! I swear i will kick you and your gay ass boyfriend out of my fucking house!"
Tyler: "Please don't kick me out mom, I'll ungay, I promise! I don't have anywhere to go!"
Mom: "OH SURE, YOU DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO? I highly doubt that you slutty gay ass bitch!
Tyler: *Cries*
Tyler: "Please don't kick me out mom, I'll ungay, I promise! I don't have anywhere to go!"
Mom: "OH SURE, YOU DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO? I highly doubt that you slutty gay ass bitch!
Tyler: *Cries*
by Tyler93 December 7, 2022
Get the Gayass bitchmug. do i have to explain more, there diva's, gossipers and most likely make up a rumor about you, lies to make themself seem cooler and get more attention
by GGhoemybitch<3 April 27, 2022
Get the primodonna bitchmug. An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.
Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.
Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!
Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!
Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023
Get the slit a bitches throatmug. A tragically mild yet unnecessarily dramatic shooter made of half Apple Sourz and half vodka. Often consumed by people who scream “shots!” but whisper “responsibility.”
Tastes like sour candy, broken boundaries, and poor decisions made under LED lighting.
Origin:
Invented by a twink vampire in the Netherlands who wanted to feel dangerous without risking a hangover. Legend says he still haunts the smoking area, thirsting for validation and men with "issues".
Side Effects:
Sudden urge to flirt with the least advisable/ presentable person.
Heavy slurring of words.
Weird kissy faces to avoid awkward eye contact.
Tastes like sour candy, broken boundaries, and poor decisions made under LED lighting.
Origin:
Invented by a twink vampire in the Netherlands who wanted to feel dangerous without risking a hangover. Legend says he still haunts the smoking area, thirsting for validation and men with "issues".
Side Effects:
Sudden urge to flirt with the least advisable/ presentable person.
Heavy slurring of words.
Weird kissy faces to avoid awkward eye contact.
“I thought we were partying — then he ordered a Lil' Bitch Shot.”
“She took one Lil' Bitch Shot and started talking about her birth chart.”
“She took one Lil' Bitch Shot and started talking about her birth chart.”
by Head Runner of Emotional Damag July 13, 2025
Get the Lil' Bitch Shotmug. Slang street talk for a very handsome and cool guy. Usually used when the guy is the hottest guy around with very big manly muscles and when he is irresistible to be around.
He is such a bitch that I can barely control myself.
I work with a hot guy who is such a bitch.
Bitches are the best.
Every girl wants a bitch.
I work with a hot guy who is such a bitch.
Bitches are the best.
Every girl wants a bitch.
by repomon May 18, 2019
Get the Bitchmug. by UWUBITCHUWU March 24, 2019
Get the Red eyed bitchmug.