by Daredevil69420 April 30, 2020
son: dad, is there anything i can do attract girls? I don't know what to do anymore.
father: yes there is. you learn how to turn on your kavorka, to the best of your abilities and become a ladies man. too bad they don't teach that in schools these days.
father: yes there is. you learn how to turn on your kavorka, to the best of your abilities and become a ladies man. too bad they don't teach that in schools these days.
by Sexydimma May 6, 2012
An word play on your mom, sometimes said when saying doing your mom in UK. (that's a joke, but still funny)
Momie is pronounced mom-eeye
Momie is pronounced mom-eeye
by your_father(less) February 12, 2023
This is a phrase that often means whatever "feels right" or whatever "makes you feel good". -Aka "you do you".
by Hugovoos November 1, 2022
by Batwayne.ha March 4, 2017
Your cracks disgust me
by Hsfsgsuw October 22, 2020
While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023