National post your girlfriend month

This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day

*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month

by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023

Make Sure To Walk Your Dog

When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.

"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."

by Meme_buddha October 12, 2019

Kiss your girlfriend day

National kids your girlfriend day is May 28th.
Go give your gf a kiss!

Kiss your girlfriend day:
-You: Kisses gf
-Gf: Kisses back

by Markhumal123 May 19, 2022

zip your lip

shut up.

zip your lip faggot

by fuck you urban dict June 6, 2016

jamaican suck your cock

kofi kingston finishing move

Kofi Kingston is about to hit the Jamaican Suck Your Cock!

by kingstonkofi May 1, 2022

<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

YOUR MOM

A very lame phrase used by degenerates when they can't respond to a valid point made by someone. Mostly used by cringe 9 year olds in Roblox

Guy 1: Why do you have to make deez nuts jokes they are staler than 100 year old milk.
Cringe shitass: because your mom
Guy 1: :moyai:

by GrassSniffer1337 September 15, 2021