Aidan Shit

When you’re super super late for something, and have to take a shit, but have zero time to wipe your ass, so you pull up you pants without wiping.

Damn man! I gotta take an Aidan Shit! I’m so fucking late!

by tfox64 January 28, 2023

Kum shit

when your bf kums in the backdoor and you put your fingers in it to smell it.

pat got the kum shits

by M eanes January 29, 2023

Hood Level Shit

A word randomly discovered by Md. Moinuddin, which is now a slang mainly used to describe the notorious aspects of life and its surroundings. Often used to describe anyone or anything which can be deemed of poor quality.

“Riazad Azim is a hood level shit journalist”

“That food lion is in a hood level shit area”

by Pranjol January 29, 2023

Devious Little Shit

Kahogo Valentino Tekina

"Oh, wow, Kahogo Valentino Tekina over there is such a Devious Little Shit!"

by Cupioromanticist January 30, 2023

the shit has hit the fan

1) Wild chaos and drama just started going down.

2) A famous lyric from Warren Zevon's 1978 hit "Lawyers, Guns, And Money", singing it in reference to him getting found while on the run right after he realized he tried to bed a woman he didn't know was a Russian spy until it was too late:

And I'm hiding in Honduras/I'm a desperate man/Send lawyers, guns, and money/The shit has hit the fan

by darkpowrjd January 31, 2023

Shit Pug

Shit Pug is when a bitch shits in her hand and starts punching your face in, along with the brown shit all over your face, you are now supposed to resemble a pug

Bro my face hurts so damn much

why?

I told my butch to do a Shit Pug on me

Bro you are so fucking weird and kinky

ik

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

Shit Pillow

A shit pillow is when you shit in someone’s pillow case and wait for them to lay their head on it, it’s pretty evil

yo let’s shit in johns pillow case

so a Shit pillow?

yea

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023