Suck my apples

A saying commonly used by prostitutes hooked on drugs before having copious amounts of drug filled sex

Cum here and suck my apples big daddy.

by Bigdaddyslimsexy June 13, 2016

Don’t suck the right

A hashtag for “suck my left nut, but not the right, dem be sensitive” but it means no harm

Guy 1: you’re so dumb

Guy 2: suck my left nut, but don’t suck the right, dem be sensitive

by Random person ignore me May 29, 2018

Suck My Opinion

When someone disagrees or won't accept your opinion, you tell them to metaphorically suck your opinion. To which they will suck until they understand/agree with your opinion.

"I like English"
"No."
"Suck my opinion, loser."

by Momentius January 8, 2021

Suck a dick dumbshits

Same as "suck a dick dumbshit", but in plural.

"popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation."

"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshits!"

by Scooby-Doo. December 2, 2020

sucks mass balls

Refers to the undesirableness of any specific activities. The origin comes from the uncomfortable act of performing fellatio to someone with an oversized scrotum.

Erin did not want to clean the inside of a dirty oil tank because she says it sucks mass balls.

by /<razy /<anuck January 23, 2009

Suck dick December

Suck dick December is the month every guy can walk up to a sexy girl and say “it’s suck dick December” and the only thing she can respond whit is “where do you wanna go” and she has to suck your dick

Guy “hello”
Girl “hey”

Guy “ suck dick December”
Girl “ where do you wanna go”

And that’s how easy it is to get sucked off

by Locus788 November 4, 2019

Suck your river

Sucking the leftover soda in the rim of a can.

Can you please suck your river from my Cocka-Cola?

by Riversucker3637 August 1, 2017