When youre having a bowl of cereal with no thought about it, except when you bring the spoon to your mouth, you see it is moving. Oops, you accidentally poured horse sperm instead of milk. But you still keep on eating your cereal, whilst starring into the eyes of your cousin. As they aproach you, get into some hot steamy sex, when youre eating her out, you spit, accidentally getting her pregnant with horse semen. and Bam you can finally have human-horse hybrid child with your morbidly obese cousin.
Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!
by Autistic Camel November 7, 2022

by trump4ever December 5, 2023

When you are a six foot eight varsity basketball player and need your skinny five foot four friend to set you up with a girl and she agrees to go on a date with you but claims she has ACT tutoring and goes to a party.
by Terb01 September 28, 2020

James: *Empties full magazine on an enemy*
James: One Tap!!!
Hugo: That's a James Smith One-Tap right there
James: One Tap!!!
Hugo: That's a James Smith One-Tap right there
by Dragon_37 March 17, 2019

the sweetest babygirl you will ever see…
claire smith makes guys fall to their knees (caleb) and simp for her.
claire smith makes guys fall to their knees (caleb) and simp for her.
by beans89 July 19, 2022

by Danbridget April 18, 2022
