The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013
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Get the Captain Custom mug.A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.
-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.
Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.
by ButFuggle April 16, 2020
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Get the Captain behind mug.Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.
by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021
Get the Captain Blacktooth mug.A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.
by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017
Get the captain sandals mug.Choker captain is none other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always covers them with batting stats,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as a captain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 captaincy for rcb but couldn't win a single trophy,as rcb rarely qualify for playoffs he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain
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