A massive, carnivorous penis that is highly territorial. It attacks and kills other penises if they move in on it's muff. It is the anti-cock blocker.
Man, I was moving on a nice piece of ass at this party, then a monstrous snake penis came around and I know I had to leave it alone.
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Get the snake penis mug.A game typically played by 2 males. Both players stand in front of the toilet and start peeing into it. While peeing you must use your pee-stream as a light saber and clash against the other pee-stream. The first person whos lightsaber runs out of energy is the loser. Added points for sound effects.
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darwin: i CANNOT believe you ate my cum wraps. come here you sexy motherfucker, you have lost penis privilege.
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Get the Penis Chin mug.A scarlet macaw that will get on a man's penis during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their penis ......
Kid:what's that bird doing on the man's stick?
Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation
The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation
Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation
The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation
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She thought he was well endowed but when she got him back to her room she found it was all penis bustle.
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