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left lane jackass

Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.

The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.

Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
mugGet the left lane jackassmug.

Left and Tight

The overall ideal of a person leaving for no fucking reason. Even if theres a good reason to stay, or a bad reason to leave. — Leaving just knowing you can do something, knowing you can’t come back after pulling that dumbshit. The feeling of tucking your dick and balls between your legs in a knot, beyond repair afterwards.
Eg.
“Wow! He’s gone, he’s left and tight..”
by GradeCunderC January 1, 2021
mugGet the Left and Tightmug.

Left

Left (n.) is the opposite of right. This noun can indicate sides or ways, political stance, and also being wrong.
Since wrong is the opposite of right, left is synonymous with wrong.
Person 1: Yooo that tiger looks cool!
Person 2: You're so left, wtf?
by Pericardium April 15, 2023
mugGet the Leftmug.

On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.
I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.
by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022
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Your left, my right

WhIcH nEgAtEs EvErYtHiNg YoU sAiD bEcAuSe...
Hym "Your left, my right."
by Hym Iam July 7, 2025
mugGet the Your left, my rightmug.

Slavery never left

Very astute point Candice! What do you think? Do you think it just shifted up one level of abstraction? Is that what happened? No? Cus that would be my thing. That would be the thing I said and have been saying for years.
Hym "RIGHT AGAIN SHIT-BRAINZ! God, my brainz are just so fucking powerful! How do I do it!? How is it possible for a man t- Oh right I'm a genius... Sorry. I forget sometimes! I genuinely forget that I'm that wildy-intelligent. Slavery never left. And what's worse is that it exists at MULTIPLE levels of abstraction. Your minds have ALSO been inslaved. How, you ask? The existence of the memetic sub-network and our awareness of it creates the impetus for the CURATION OF SAID SUBNETWORK! And WHO is the CURATOR!? Oh... I don't know... Probably some ABSTRACT AUTHORITY! But who? What do we call it?
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
mugGet the Slavery never leftmug.

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