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sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.
Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)
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bald short baby

nico is a bald short baby
by ilovemayo March 31, 2019
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CMS Shorts

Cms shorts is a knockoff "cms shorties" they are the group of kids who think they have clout but are really just wannnabes
ew cms shorts copied cms shorties again... lmao
by curtismiddleschool December 7, 2019
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National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025
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On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence
Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren
by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025
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salad shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”
by AkumasAss March 4, 2019
mugGet the salad shortsmug.

short

omg, hes so short, he must be chris cruz!
by Bruhitsss.aryyyy September 12, 2020
mugGet the shortmug.

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