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Smash for cash

A sordid British phrase, typically used by less articulate and baser Brits to refer to the exchange of cash for sexual favours, particularly those of an enthusiastic, lewd, lusty, perverted, imaginative, stimulating, enjoyable, unusual and/or depraved nature for recreational rather than procreational purposes. Not too be confused with other vernacular expressions such as 'Lord fuck a duck!' and similar crude ejaculations.
'Wanna smash for cash?'
'What are your rates?'
'£200 for an hour'
'Lord fuck a duck'
'That'll be £50 extra'
by MrWhooHoo69 April 12, 2025
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Smash

So I was ‘smashing’ my wife the other day...
She came back to mine but she didn’t let me ‘smash’.
by Beer Rap and Banter Podcast January 17, 2018
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jelly smashing

When you fuck a fat batch and you get a smacking sound
Daniel and jennifer had a good jelly smashing
by Big here 69 November 10, 2015
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Smash

To engage in a session of intercourse & with extreme downwardstrokes.
My sister made me"smash " on her tightass when I lost that ridiculous bet.
by Keeleyzonit May 10, 2022
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Yellow Smashing My Mom

it’s my dad who always wants to smash my mom
Yellow: CAN I SMASH YOUR MOM?!
Fizzy: no.

yellow cannot smash my mom but he might smash yours
that’s Yellow Smashing My Mom
by TotallyNotFibby August 28, 2022
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The smash and dash

The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit
Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "
by Harry ballsak August 21, 2018
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Smashed Hole

When you get your ass hole pounded and smashed
by Big Cock in Your Face October 9, 2017
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