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Pelican Mouth 

When a girl has a massive lower jaw so it seems that when she sucks your dick, she can put your balls in her mouth too.
All of Jay Leno's daughters are gonna be pelican mouths.

Potato Mouth

Result of smoking copious amounts of spice, i.e. extremely dry mouth, very limited saliva, and also dry eyeballs in severe cases.
Javier was unable to eat his hot dog because his mouth was completely dry as a result of his potato mouth.
Potato Mouth by Smokeyspicey May 24, 2011

Professional mouth clown

Another way to say someone loves to give blowjobs. They suck that dick until the head turns red like a clown nose. Clown that cock till it laughs up cum.
Yo see Larry? He's on the downlow he's a total professional mouth clown. When he was in the joint he made his whole cell blocks cocks looks like goddamn circus. Red cocks all over.

Cherry professional mouth clown my dick yo. Looks like a stoplight yo!

Horse mouth handshake 

The act of two girls scissoring on a man's cock until he fills each womens muff full of semen and then he watches them eat it out of eachother like an anorexic model eating saltine crackers and watches them spit on eachother till one gives up
" went to the club two hookers gave me a horse mouth handshake for quite the deal

chocolate mouth 

When you sloppily french kiss with a mouth full of Hershey's chocolate syrup.
Last night my sister and i performed passionate chocolate mouth.

Potty mouth 

disease, the NHS has announces as it opens it first ever frozen faecal bank.

Frozen samples are being shipped around the country from a laboratory outside Portsmouth to relieve thousands sufferers of a previously incurable gut problem.

Every year in England more than 13,000 people suffer from Clostridium difficile, and one in five do not respond to conventional treatment.

The condition, which appears to be a side effect of antibiotics, causes people to lose control of their bowels.

Robert Porter, who is based in the Queen Alexandra hospital outside Portsmouth and works with scientists from Portsmouth University, estimated that the infection had a mortality rate higher than breast cancer.
J: hey you still battling from potty mouth, ?
Q: I think it's all cleared up now!

J: sorry about that
Potty mouth by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019