mexican science

Ancient form of fixing anything by wrapping it with duct tape,adding extra twigs from a dead tree, and squeezing lemon juice all over it. Can also cure cuts and abrasions. If you add hot pepper to it and drink it sans tape and twigs it becomes mexican medicine.

Yo man Crispin cut off his pinky. Nothin Antonio cant cure with some mexican science.

mexican science by chapi February 11, 2008

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Mexican Stinky Dish

a combination of spit,poo,urine and vomit topped off with a shot of jizz all on your female companions chest

Juan's Girlfriend got AID's due to the fact that she ate his Mexican stinky dish last night

Mexican Stinky Dish by Sam smitherman April 1, 2008

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mexican tapdance

soccer or playing soccer

I drove by the park and there were some people doing the mexican tapdance

mexican tapdance by Dave Galawikiz May 10, 2008

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Mexican Seatbelt

When three people sit in the back seat of a car, and a fourth lays across all three of their laps. The person laying is the Mexican Seatbelt, and calls "Mexican Seatbelt" upon assuming this position.

"MEXICAN SEATBELT"

"Dude, your elbow is crushing my balls"

Mexican Seatbelt by THCidiot July 6, 2009