Mexican tetris

When landscapers or thrift shoppers, usually Mexican, stack as much shit into the bed of their truck as possible. Much like tetris, these stackers have to be as efficient as possible to bring their goodwill or garage sale goods across the border... hence the game, mexican tetris

Damn that stack's gotta be 15 feet tall. He must be a pro mexican tetris player

by Busy bill July 30, 2019

Mexican Mallonee

When you use your own pee for bong water

Hank: “Oh no! The bong is out of water!”
Caz:”It’s okay, we can just do a Mexican Mallonee!”

by Fucklettuce November 19, 2019

mexican snowmobile

When you grab her by the hair and ride her into the sand

Dallas grabbed Amy and plowed her face into the sand like a Mexican snowmobile

by ErrbodyInThe306 December 31, 2019

The Mexican Solo

The Mexican Solo is when somebody uses a bean burrito to masturbate. This burrito cannot be too hot, or too cold. This technique can be traced back all the way back to early humans and can be performed by both sexes.

Example 1:
Freind 1: Hey man do you wanna hang out tonight?
Friend 2: Nah man I've been planning on trying The Mexican Solo tonight.

Example 2:

Friend 1: I had to get a castration last night.
Friend 2: Why the hell would you do that?
Friend 1: I tried The Mexican Solo and it went wrong

Friend 2: How could it go wrong?
Friend 1: I didn't warm it up enough and got frostbite on my dick!

by shitstacey May 18, 2019

Mexican middle

The middle seat in a truck, usually on a bench seat

"shotgun"
"alright looks like I have to take mexican middle"

by JerryWinthorpe April 17, 2019

Mexican Suppository

Using hot sauce or salsa as lube during anal sex.

My lady friend can't poop so I gave her a Mexican Suppository.

by TrillGopher August 3, 2019

Mexican Firecracker

You turn into a Mexican Firecracker when you eat something that makes you sick and you end up shitting and vomiting (and probably praying for a quick death) at the same time...food most likely eaten in Mexico...

Dude, I ate some street tacos last night and they turned me into a Mexican Firecracker...

by EnormousGreenRageMonster September 27, 2019