May 23

National send puss picture day

Hey can you send a puss pic
Ummm no
But it’s may 23
Oh ok then

by User7272628 May 23, 2022

May 16

If you where born on this day you give the best head! Go off you sexy mother fucker 😫😫

Ooh snap she was born on May 16th she better give me that good good.

by Martha wetnass November 22, 2021

May 1st

This date and month is special,mmm special like for the homosexuals

You were born in may 1st, your a faggot

by anonymous July 8, 2021

May 11th

Today is Blue appreciation day! (Not the color lol)

"Hey! Guess what day it is!" - Person 1
"May 11th" - Person 2
"Yep! Today is Blue appreciation day!" - Person 1
"Oh cool! We should go celebrate with our friend Blue!" - Person 2

by IAmMay May 11, 2021

May 8th

The day Taylor Swift tells us all that we are clowns, just like the scenario with the “5 holes in the fence” xx Ps. ILY Taylor

“Hey guys it Taylor! Today is May 8th which means it’s time for your guys to STOP with the clownery xx”

by Taylor’s leprechaun 😌🍀 May 1, 2020

No Makeup May

This is the month we’re girls can not wear anymore makeup for the rest of the month.
-Yurielle Paige🦐

*Random Girl Wearing Makeup*
Guy: Ay take that makeup off it’s No Makeup May!

by Yurielle Paige lolololol November 5, 2019

Edie-May

Edie-May is a sweet girl, you never want to loose her if you end up in a relationship with her you won't ever want to loose her if you messed up the relationship and she dumped you or you dumped her you would regret it. Like she is absolutely gorgeous she is quite shy around loads of people. She has blue eyes, and blonde hair/ash brown hair. She is an amazing kisser and good at making out , she's good in bed and her ass is huge it's like the sun.

Look over there, it's Edie-May she's so sweet.

by Lr1245638274 February 18, 2019