horny derrick

A guy that gets a boner in every class period and looks at every girls but even the ones that are ugly

Omg did you see that horny derrick he has a boner all the damn time. Oh god there he goes lookin at their butts

by T-m gold February 01, 2016

Horny Police

Internet users who are not police who are horny bur rather people who police horny people

Guy:*comments on tweet thirsting for girl*
Horny Police: go to horny jail *bonks guy*

by gunguything October 04, 2022

Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.

Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 04, 2023

National Horny Day

Anyone is allowed to be horny on April 18th without consequences

Man I’m so horny luckily it’s National Horny Day.

by Mike Kockichs April 18, 2021

national horny day

be ayaan

..wow has so national horny day

by Bgrsadvv April 18, 2020

National horny day

On june 23rd you can officially ask for nudes/sexual favors.

Person 1: Ayyo imma get her nudes cuz it's National horny day
Person 2: man that's creepy but you do you

by Mega-blongus April 16, 2021

National horny day

On this day you can be extremely horny with someone.

Hey bro, it's national horny day, let's go to my house tonight

by Koaaa November 05, 2021