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If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday 

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.
If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.

If That Is Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang 

If That Is Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang
If That Is Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang 

If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang
If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers. 

Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.
Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"

Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."

If That Is Your Insane Then Let Met Haunted House At This House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang 

If That Is Your Insane Then Let Met Haunted House At This House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang
If That Is Your Insane Then Let Met Haunted House At This House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang