Ethan

Ethan is a very tuff kid. He thinks because he curses he is the shit. He likes to make fun of you and he also has a disease. He also likes to fake his injuries to compensate for the fact he can’t play a sport. If you see an ethan like this approach him and he will smell like a fucking sewer. He also has and anime body pillow with his weaboo ass. And he usually wears a tight ass shirt with jeans and some fucking sketchers

Ugh that Ethan’s smell does he not use deodorant

by Poor man Antoine April 30, 2019

ETHAN

little nazi with big oily biceps that only likes to eat out guys

hey did u see that bodybuilder?
yeah he was such an ethan

by hailhiler January 9, 2020

Ethan

A guy who makes far too many gay jokes, but is still straight.

You see Ethan over there? Yeah we think he’s gay but he’s not.

by Incognito Man 23 April 1, 2022

Ethan

A guy who is not that popular or hot, but he accepts that and doesn't care about what people think about him. He also is a bit weird when it comes to his interests, but look past that, he somehow manages to get all the ladies even though he's not hot nor popular. Now that there ladies and gentleman, is a story of a fricking savage!

Look at that guy over there with his hot girlfriend!

Yeah, that's Ethan. He's not popular but damn, he's got the girls!

by batts2005 December 11, 2017

Ethan

The best boyfriend you could ever ask for. The most trusting person in the world. He will always care about you and will Comfort you when feeling down.A good soccer player and a great friend. And real tall.

Ethan is the best

by Basketball #5 February 1, 2022

Ethan

Ethan wrote the rest of the definitions. He is tall but has a small penis. Ethan is a potential nonce, only if the Ethan has ginger hair.

Child 1: Is Ethan a nonce?
Child 2: He is a ginger.
Child 1: Explains why my ass hurts.

by JoshuaThePredatorHunter November 22, 2021

Ethan

Ethans seem like perfect guys at first. Super shy, cute, laidback, etc. They’ve got great hair, they’re super smart (like genius lvl) and it’s almost impossible not to fall in love with them. However. One day they’ll change their minds. They’ll say they don’t know if they love you or that they can’t be in a relationship anymore. They’ll play you and break your heart. And then they’ll stomp on it. Ethans seem perfect, but after a while, they disappoint you. Shy guys that turn into “cool” jerks, and they’ll make you think it’s all your fault.

Friend: Hey looks it’s Ethan.
You: Doesn’t he seem great!! But don’t let him fool you.

by one truthful dudeXD May 3, 2020