No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
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Get the Chuck E. Cheese mug.When one does a large shot of methampehatimes and kills a large number of brain cells … therefore being stuck on a pointless task
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Get the Stuck like chuck mug.Chuck the cat, is the shit. He's very different, judgemental, but if he likes you're in. Chuck really knows how to melt your heart and get what he wants. You'll never meet another cat like chuck. Chuck doesn't run from dogs, they run from him. If you ever meet chuck the cat, you'll never forget him.
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Get the Chuck E. Cheese mug.Friend 1: Mate wouldn’t it be so funny if I interrupted Russell Crowes speech and called him a ‘GOAT’!
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon
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