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Alabama Christmas Ornament

A slur that references African Americans hanging from a tree; commonly used in a derogatory term.
If you don’t quit stealing, I’m going to turn you into an Alabama Christmas ornament
by Thewordydude September 9, 2025
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National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day
by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023
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Christmas sick

Someone who decorates for Christmas way too early, before Halloween. They seemingly have no patience, Christmas starts when they decide it does.

Imagine someone you know suddenly pulling out Christmas ornaments in the middle of October for example, what's going on in their head? They are Christmas sick.

We don't know what the reason for Christmas sickness is yet, but we suspect it's a huge love for Christmas, so overwhelming the person needs Christmas before it's appropriate.

We don't know if it's hereditary or if people randomly catch the sickness, we asked one person who said "", nothing, he was busy decorating for Christmas.

Scientists haven't found any cure yet.
Person 1: why is person 3 putting up Christmas lights? It's August!
Person 2: he's Christmas sick, there's nothing we can do about it
by Saucey707 August 26, 2023
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christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.
Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.
by Holelottanope September 23, 2018
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Christmas socks

Christmas socks are what people get from their grandparents who of course knit them. They can be itchy, yes! Also ugly, very embarrassing, and you will not want go out in them, No No!!
I got some really ugly Christmas socks from mamma and grumps!
by Lucycakes April 30, 2016
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Indian Christmas Turkey

Buys a Hydra server for $25k
That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!
by L3g3ndSkillz December 21, 2021
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After Christmas Effect

The few days after Christmas in which one of your relatives or friends realizes they forgot your gifts. They then go to your house to drop them off. Thus causing the After Christmas Effect.
My Grandma just came over with an After Christmas Effect. She forgot our presents again... This happens every year.
by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012
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