Feelings Boner

When your girlfriend or boyfriend is cute and affectionate it gives your feelings a boner.

Oh my god Mikayla, you are so cute. You just gave me a feelings boner.

by Babelyloo May 16, 2019

boner grub

When a man is horny beyond compare and a woman of any bangable level passed by and the impulse is to bang. She becomes boner grub

Yo bro do you see that boner grub over there? She’s a freaking 10 out of ten

Ya I’d pork her... she’s boner grub for sure

by Robreinerth1998 September 28, 2019

Boner Water

Simply water with cum in it, it is not called "cum water" because it gives away one of the main ingredients.

"Hey bro, would you like some boner water?"

by Top5BruhMoment October 13, 2019

Iguana Boner

When you roll cannabis leaves as a blunt wrap.

Hey homie let’s burn down this iguana boner

by The Iguana’s Boner May 24, 2018

boner narcalepsy

a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.

So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!

by Vendetta Fist September 19, 2017

sarcastic boner

When you pretend you are turned on by somthing, but are really hit fakeing it.

"Wanna see me swallow a squirrel"

"You're giving me such a sarcastic boner rn"

by Jakepaulismahdad September 29, 2017

human boner

Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.

There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.

by thefutureofamerica June 5, 2017