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6900th base

The act of sexual intercourse in your grandmother's bed. Little known fact, it's just weird unless it's also in a public area such as the Leaning Tower of Piza, Empire State Building, or some other tourist filled shithole.
Guy 1: I got to 6900th base last night!
Guy 2: No way! Where did you put your grandma's bed?
Guy 1: The Eiffel Tower!

Guy 3: That's so romantic Bro!
by Fyckboi72 August 7, 2017
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Base My Balls

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.
Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.
by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018
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Base

Something obvious that will happen fosho, without doubt
That’s like base, bro
by mamawinter December 28, 2018
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base

Pronounciation: Bay-See

It is an abbreviation for baseball bat, often used by rappers.

Abbreviation origin: German language
pulled out my base and Willie Mays'd his head
by SickthatDuck June 1, 2018
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Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.
Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!
by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019
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-1st base

Where you die before the girl evn knows you exist
Liam: dude I just got -1st base\
Tim: so that's why we're in heaven
by i'mtrumpandilovelasagna September 17, 2018
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777th base

You will need

777bibles

A mexican man named Jesus
An asian man named buda
An indian female with 6 arms
A white man named thor

A cow
Rats

Lion

Lamb

The rat must start to eat the cow Which is fucking the lion the female with 6 arms must jacl off you and the other males as the lamb eats her out ass everyone reads from the 777 bibles provided in every language known to man kind after compleating the first wave of orgasms god himself shall join and bless everyone into the kingdom once there everyone involved will become a powerfull being and stay kn that position for 777days each orgasam provided will rain down on the earth and heal those it lands on as well as the earth.
What is 777th base?
by Cockateel June 1, 2018
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