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August

August is the name of the most boring people.
They are often not as smart as normal people, and they can have a higher chance of being autistic and weird looking.
-See that weird guy?
-Yeah?
-His name is probably august!
-No doubt!
by Minippman April 23, 2021
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alternative august

The alternative timeline when Kellyanne Conway left the White House in Alternative August to take care of her children.

Promising "less drama, more mama" as she focused on her children and not the daycare where she was employed.
In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".
by No Hemingway October 5, 2020
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august 14

My basic ass birthfay
Hey, did you know it's August 14th?
Oh wow, that's my birthday
by Séan Miller August 15, 2021
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august 18th

the most boring day of the year very uneventful usually hot
wow your birthday is august 18th wow youre a bitch
by lowkeyamurderer September 7, 2022
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august

if your birthday is in august the ur parents failed no nut november.
guy one: hey what month are you born in?
guy two: august..?
guy one: bro ur parents failed no nut november🤣😭

add my tiktok @prettyluhh._miya 😝🤝
by prettyluhh._miya July 16, 2021
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4 August

Fake dating day. third of September is the day you choose somebody 2 fake date the first person to fall all in love with the other loses.GOOD LUCK
4 August-fake dating day
by AhumanOfc August 3, 2021
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9th Of August Night

The 9th of August Night or better known as early night day is a day where individuals goon instead of going to shit parties and then go to bed early.
Dylan: “Hey Blake, wanna pull a 9th of August Night to miss benno’s party?”

Blake: “Hell yeah that party is gonna shit, I can’t wait to stay home and goon and go to bed early
by T-Royrex July 27, 2025
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