Alex Zielfelder

Probably plays boys volleyball
Varsity in the unified Dick sucking team
Barber fr did him wrong

Person 1: “I heard that someone is spreading STDs around the school”

Person 2: “that’s definitely Alex Zielfelder fosho”

by Andromeda1029 June 7, 2022

Alex Bah

Likes to get em when theyre young and vulnerable.

"Oi look it's alex bah that wet cunt. keep him away from the nursey"

by epicminecrafter69420 June 30, 2022

dirty Alex

The act of getting so many bitches that you manage to have hot, sweaty, steamy, wet, rough gay sex with atleast 20 different people in a day. A dirty alex is more of a lifestyle than an act. if you manage a dirty alex then ur smoking hot and people secretly worship you. a dirty alex is often dominant and submissive and extremely kinky. the dirty alex act requires a person named Alex who is gay. if you know a local dirty alex then he probably fucked your father already.

-hey dude what did you do yesterday? -i did a dirty alex ofc.- wow master please dominate me too, i can be your bitch daddy~~

- i heard alex got down and dirty yesterday. -wow the people that got to have a dirty alex are so damn lucky.-yeah, i know im so jelous. i also wanna hit.- yeah dude, alex is so damn fine i want him to blow my back out.

by your long lost father August 23, 2022

Alex R.

That one cute guy that all the girls fall for.

Alex R. Is so fricking sexy
-literally everyone

by Giqle November 10, 2022

faith alex

she/her | 17 (in november 2022) | youtuber/tiktoker | an amazing youtuber that has a variety of content which consists of responding to various questions (q&a, would you rather, he’s a 10 but, etc.), commentary videos, and vlogs. (formerly jokerlivexd)

friend 1: who’s your favorite youtuber?
friend 2: faith alex is! she’s really funny you should definitely subscribe!
friend 1: okay i will!

by mcyt’s.are.pog November 21, 2022

Alex Farmer

A man who works on a farm.

Alex Farmer works on a farm.

by Morbillion INC. May 8, 2022

Alex <3

alex is a sweet and loving guy. he will light up anyones day and tries his best to be your best friend even if you are miles apart. he is funny as hell and makes me smile even with anything as simple as a snapchat notification or a message. hes very pretty and most definitely written by a woman. he has the best music taste and always will check in on you on your rough days. alex is adorable and sweet and has the best genes and it the most gorgeous and beautiful writer i have ever met. i love you alex <3

"hes such an Alex <3"

by verklempt_ January 16, 2022