Bobby Johnson

A man who’s very soft and often considered amongst the most gay. Typically gets no girls and is lonely. Very bad at video games though he claims to be the best, usually has a small snake.

Person1: That guy looks so lame and fruity
Person2: Oh you never met Bobby Johnson?

by Manny Morales November 23, 2021

Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.

Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5

by B. Johnson August 29, 2019

Don Johnson

Sporting a suit (or sports) jacket with sleeve holes pushed up to the elbow region.

"Oh dear. My jacket makes me feel overdressed at this party."
"You can always Don Johnson it?

by Purring Pony October 29, 2024

Chad Johnson

A chad johnson: A profoundly nice cock. To have a chad johnson means to have some serious shmeat.

That Obama, while he ruined America he really did have quite the chad johnson.

by FakeJSchlatt June 10, 2020

Don Johnson (The)

An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.

That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.

by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021

bougeir Johnson

That massive goon in your friend group who nobody likes and has a small weiner.

Wow landon your are such a bougeir Johnson

by BigBot15 March 21, 2022

The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her own experiences about herself falling. Literally.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the Mrs Johnson show!”
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*

by ACTethx September 29, 2020