by mogus man with a dad July 28, 2024
Get the noah lylesmug. Noah is the coolest, hottest, strongest creature to ever grace this earth. He is so superior to all many people no longer consider him a mortal and praise him like a god. This is normal since he is god incarnate.
by Yves sucks balls December 8, 2021
Get the Noahmug. noah’s a boy you can never get over.
even though you’ve never met him , he will always be in your heart and you will always want to be his even though they are billions of guys on earth.
even though you’ve never met him , he will always be in your heart and you will always want to be his even though they are billions of guys on earth.
by ch4hira April 9, 2023
Get the noahmug. Noah a little bitch -fuck noah- hes a shitty best friend and a liar - noah often complains about his life and love so do it to people he knows have it much worse than him- noah thinks he seen shit but never even seen bodies - fUck Noah and his tiNy diCk aSs - no hairline head ass bitch - not knowin what the fuck to do lookin head ass bitch - no no scope big head assed bitch - your dads still getting milk lookin face ass bitch - stab in the back ugly ass punk ass bitch- desperate not knowing who the fuck it is lookin ass bitch .
love : vanessa (: hope you never get laid you fucking virgin
love : vanessa (: hope you never get laid you fucking virgin
by EX-BESTFRIEND November 18, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by beeniewowoiefan January 26, 2024
Get the Noahmug. Noah is usually tall and skinny built. He is also a nerd and into complex board games and video games. He is really smart but when he wants to be and when he chooses to be. Noah cannot stop talking because it is his favourite way of expression. You would not think this though, because he is very shy around people he likes and/or people that show him kindness. If you like a Noah play his games with him or engage in conversation on a topic you both like and he will enjoy getting to know you.
Guy 1: Ayo look it's Noah
Girl 1: Hi Noah
Noah: Oh hey guys...
Guy 1: How's the Yugi-Oh going, got the hang of synchro summoning yet?
Noah: Oh Synchro summoning is pretty difficult as it involves summoning a tuner monster and a non tuner monster before summonibg a synchro monster from the extra deck, combining both of the previous monsters' levels to sum up to the newly summoned monster's level. It is pretty techni0cal to complete in battle but it is rewarding enough
Girl 1: You really know your stuff! I'm a native Xyz summoner, can I practice synchro with yo after school?
Noah: Sure thing ;)
Guy 1: Aw man that was my steal I'm gay
Girl 2: She doesn't actually know anything about yugi oh don't worry
Girl 1: Hi Noah
Noah: Oh hey guys...
Guy 1: How's the Yugi-Oh going, got the hang of synchro summoning yet?
Noah: Oh Synchro summoning is pretty difficult as it involves summoning a tuner monster and a non tuner monster before summonibg a synchro monster from the extra deck, combining both of the previous monsters' levels to sum up to the newly summoned monster's level. It is pretty techni0cal to complete in battle but it is rewarding enough
Girl 1: You really know your stuff! I'm a native Xyz summoner, can I practice synchro with yo after school?
Noah: Sure thing ;)
Guy 1: Aw man that was my steal I'm gay
Girl 2: She doesn't actually know anything about yugi oh don't worry
by Ballistic Meme August 12, 2021
Get the Noahmug. One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023
Get the Noah Granolamug.