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boot fin

The fin created on one side of your hair/head when you vomit (boot) from drinking too much and then sleep in a pool of it. The fin formation is the result of it drying and creating the ultimate hair spiker.
Man, look at Tim—he's going to have a boot fin in the morning.

Is that hair mousse or a boot fin?

Yesterday I woke up with a boot fin and couldn't remember how I got it.
by dragon fan July 6, 2006
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boot cutter

Niche slur against Eastern Europeans
by Riamaria!! December 16, 2023
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boot tucker

Someone who tucks their boots into their pants.
Someone who wants to disguise their boots as shoes.
Someone who "does work" and doesn't want to get their boots wet because they can't handle wet pussy.
You were given the option to be a boot-tucker or a butt-fucker and you didn't want to be called a boot tucker
by TJ Tremorgun April 14, 2023
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Boot mad

Someone that has no time for humor, shenanigans or comedy. The very thought of laughter irritates that particular person. Often this type person frequents online social media with any chance they get to express their anger.
Example 1: look at their profile picture.

Example 2: see definition for mad as a box of frogs.
We all stayed at the crib this Saturday and watched the hurricanes lose another game which made us all Boot mad.
by Dalvin C. March 4, 2016
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Muddin boots

When you perform anal sex and don’t use any sort of protection or anal flush
I had to put on my muddin boots with Beth last night
by Asianlover11 December 29, 2022
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Shoot on a boot

To tell someone to go and kill themselves
by Smileysamuel February 23, 2025
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“Tall Boots” Argument

A “tall boots” argument is the use of the propaganda technique of Intentional Vagueness combined with “allusory correlation” to passively insinuate causation between a correlation without directly saying it. The employer of this annoying method of bullshittery, while never explicitly stating the idea itself, instead leads someone to believe they came to their own conclusions based on their insinuations by suggesting it to them, and not explaining further.

The term comes from the tall boots that nazi’s wore - or more specifically, pointing out that nazi’s wore tall boots TO someone wearing tall boots with the phrase “I’m not saying you’re a nazi, but…” while clearly insinuating a connection to someone wearing tall boots, and nazis. The argument is illogical, but this technique is effective because it leads people into trying to figure out what the argument *is* rather than examining the argument itself, no matter how stupid it is.

You will know when that annoying friend of yours is using this technique in two steps:
1. The start with the phrase “I’m not saying *insert subject of connection*, but…” before trailing off
2. You tell them that that’s stupid, which prompts only a shrug, rather than any extrapolation
Xavier: Oh dude, check out my new boots!
Jake: They look pretty tall.
Xavier: Hell yeah! Leather, too.
Jake: You know, nazis wore tall boots.
Xavier: Shut the hell up Jake, what kinda “tall boots” argument bullshit is that.
Everyone on twitter: Oh my god, Jake is right…what the hell is wrong with Xavier

(Now apply this example to a news outlet of your choice)
by CoruscationDeficit March 26, 2024
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