Professional Hand Clown

A sarcastic way of saying someone is a comedy writer; these types of people are always joking around.

There’s at least one professional hand clown at CNN watch for yourself.

by SwingingDick69 May 15, 2022

Mexican Town Clown

An absolute idiot, usually from the city of Detroit.

Mike and Cory are the two biggest Mexican Town Clowns in the entire office. Those guys fuck around all day and do absolutely nothing.

by Anon1111234 February 11, 2009

Insane Clown Posse

Insane clown posse is a duo music group from the 80s and 90s they make pretty good music and im fine with people who listen to it i hate how people call them fags like dud just shut up and let people enjoy their music

Some asshole:InNsande Clwone Possse eIs a bunch Of FuckIwist UWujHsn
Someone who just likes dark rock: bro fuck off
And this is a insane clown posse arguement

by Cimblow September 27, 2021

Insane Clown Posse

the best band ever.

Yo what are you listening to?
Insane Clown Posse.
Give me an earplug rn

by peelovr6669 July 18, 2021

Packing the clown car

Synonym for sexual intercourse, or the plans to engage in said activity

Layman's terms: Smashin' or trying to smash

Mark: Hey, where's Brandon?

Daniel: Oh, he's packing the clown car with Jenny.

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Rita: So, what are you doing tonight?

Bethany: Oh, me and Rodney are going to packing the clown car for the rest of the night.

by Mikeywikeylikey August 9, 2018

mayonnaise clown 🤡

A gay clown who smothers himself with semen.

The mayonnaise clown 🤡 loves rubbing semen on his chest.

Dude 1: Wow look at that clown he's got mayonnaise on his face

Dude 2: yeah it's a mayonnaise clown 🤡.

by nuclear hobo September 1, 2019

Florida Meat Clown

The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.

Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.

by LemmeLickems July 3, 2015